Five Nights At Freddy's

Recently, FNAF has been gaining a lot of popularity, so I decided to do something so stupid that it's sure to get a lot of attention.

That is all.

Minecraft: How to make your house kinda not bad

YAY! I can do minecraft again!



Today I will be showing you how to make a nice house in minecraft.

Firstly, look at this. You might live in this, maybe not. Either way, it's horrible and it probably smells like used gym socks.

Pic courtesy of Creepershy

Now, note the problems: The location, the front awning, the corners, the roof, and the balcony.

The location is easy to see. It is possible. but very hard, to pull off having higher ground near your build. Usually it gives the feeling of living in a ditch. Not nice. To fix this, you could build on flat ground, or, even better, on top of a hill. This gives an unobstructed view of the surrounding landscape.

The front awning is, firstly, uneven. Usually, any feature that is not symmetrical will look strange at best and horrid at worst.  Secondly, if you look carefully, the fences supporting it are attached to a separate pillar of wood. A better plan would be to have made the awning take up the entire front of the building. Also, the fence posts making up the pillars should have been free-standing.

The corners are a simple fix. Simply replace the corners with wooden logs (I personally like spruce the best).

The roof of a house should not be flat. Period. Instead, make it peaked by using fences. Also, it can be useful to add a small overhang of one block, two at most.

Lastly, there are two problems with the balcony. The fence on it, probably to keep people from falling off, does not occupy the entire balcony. This makes it look odd and out of place. Secondly, the material it is made from is odd, considering it's location. Brick should not be used for anything past the first floor unless it is a chimney.

Coming soon is my improved version of this.

Spess EnGerS

Recently I bought a new game on steam. It's called Space Engineers, and it is all about making Spaceships. I made a couple of cool things. I chose the "Lone Survivor" starting area. It only had the basics I needed to survive and nothing more. That was OK with me, I figured I would be fine. The first few days went great. I collected ore, made parts, and basically was awesome. I soon started work on my first spaceship. She was called The Narwhal. Equipped with two drills, state of the art nuclear reactors, and a powerful gyroscope, I was quickly able to fire up my engines and get into space. I went out for a test run in the Narwhal, and I collected several hundred units of nickel. However, my storage was soon filled, so I headed back to home base.

That's when things started to go wrong.

Suddenly, an asteroid appeared in my peripheral vision. I slammed on the brakes and tried to get out of it's way, but I was already too close. I was killed on impact. I quickly respawned at my base, only to see a horrific scene. In the distance, there was the asteroid I had hit, with bits of the Narwhal still stuck in it. It had been propelled when I hit it.
Spinning.
Twisting.
Ripping through the empty space.
In the exact direction of my base.
I was killed again, with my only base in ruins.

10/10 Would space engineer again!

A Very Merry Christmas Everyone! (And a raffle!)

Merry Christmas! I would like to thank all of you readers of my blog for this wonderful year. I hope you got a ton of presents. You know what would make this Christmas even more wonderful? A raffle for free items in Team Fortress 2! I am holding the first yearly "Ender Fortress 2" raffle. I will be raffling off the "Ender Hunter" kit (Made by me):
x1 Cleaner's Carbine
x1 The Wrap Assassin
x1 Frontier Justice
x3 End of the Line Crates

This kit focuses on stealth and skirmishing fights instead of head-on charges. The Cleaner's Carbine is a secondary weapon for sniper that gains mini-crits for each defeated enemy, and is much quieter that the normal SMG weapon. The Wrap Assassin is a weapon for scout that lets you launch a holiday bauble at an enemy to cause them some damage. The longer the bauble ornament thing flies, the more damage it does! The frontier justice is a gun for the engineer. It lets your sentry gun store critical hits. When your sentry is killed, you get the crits to fight your enemies! The crates can be opened with stupidly expensive keys for a chance to get a special item. The entry price for these special weapons is just one weapon of your choice! Simply join my steam group (http://steamcommunity.com/groups/ef2r) by sending me a trade request containing one weapon and I will enter you! Enjoy and have a happy new year!

Minecraft gear: IRL!

I have noticed that some people have been making Minecraft tools in real life, so I decided to hop onto the bandwagon. Here's a large axe:
Right is unfinished, left is the finished blade.

Here's a stone sword. This is not full scale, but it is real stone. It's about 6 inches long, with 4 of those the blade. The string is some spare wires and the grip is some window screen.

And a cute widdle mini stone hatchet. It's about the same size as the sword. Again, not to scale. This is the handle from the sword. The blade went into the axe head.

I also have a picture of the bow and arrow, like the one skeleton uses, that I will upload as soon as my camera stops being a butt.

That's all for now, see y'all' soon!

"I'm back, you subnormal halfwits!" -Spy (TF2)

You heard that right,, I'm back! Happy belated Halloween! So, firstly, I have been gone for a long time here, so you all were probably thinking something along the lines of "Uhh, did you die?". To answer your question, no, I did not. I have been at school and that has kept me busy. So, I'm back and with a new promise! I will update this blog with new content at least once a month! This will mean more Minecraft, more general gaming, and more fun for the entire family! YAY! I will be covering subjects such as Minecraft, survival games like Don't Starve and Unturned, and even some educational facts.

Minecraft fortresses

I had an idea for fortresses in minecraft. These are for any Capture the flag or Team death match game.

Grade 0: Scavenged outpost
This fort (If it even qualifies for that name) is made of sandstone or dirt. It is only made in emergencies, but is easy and quick to cobble together. This is generally only used as a last resort base.



















Grade 1: Vanguard
This fortification can be used for defending an area. It can also be made in only a few minutes, but costs more than a grade 0 fort. This can be made from wood of every type.