Local Enderman wins fishing competition!
Lately the local enderman Endyanna Jones has won the Roaring-burn village`s 999th fishing competition! "really, it was nothing"he said in response to asking how he did it. "My wife says that I`m good at anything that wastes time, and I guess that's true." He has beaten the defending champ,Creep Callrissian, by 5 fish. Creep has retreated into a gutter pipe and is not talking to anyone. What a spoilsport.
LOL! I wish the Creeper News was published more frequently!
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