Creeper news 1/13/2013

                    Local Enderman wins fishing competition!

Lately the local enderman Endyanna Jones has won the Roaring-burn village`s 999th fishing competition! "really, it was nothing"he said in response to asking how he did it. "My wife says that I`m good at anything that wastes time, and I guess that's true." He has beaten the defending champ,
Creep Callrissian, by 5 fish. Creep has retreated into a gutter pipe and is not talking to anyone. What a spoilsport.

Creeper Weekly 11/18/2012

      Villager accused of having bad deal!

Villagey McVillager, the citizen of Roaring-burn village, has recently been accused of having a bad deal! The offending act has angered the sheriff, Steve McMiner. Fear not, the lawbreaker has been brought to justice. The only words in his own defence: "Pleasure doing buesness with ya!" His deal paper has been recovered and is displayed in the Steve Hall of Law.

The deal paper!

   Iron McGolem wins most milk challenge! 

Recently,at the roaring-burn`s 999th annual Country bumpkin`s milk drinking contest,Iron McGolem
has emerged the winner! His reward, taken from the defending champ Gahst McFireball, is the Golden Milk Bucket, a bucket made of gold and filled with silver iron.

The Winner!